AMIGA RULEZ!!!!!1111

10 years ago · 20c2c50bd2
parent a714f19176
commit 20c2c50bd2
1 changed files with 48 additions and 17 deletions
--- a/public/500.html
+++ b/public/500.html
@ -1,26 +1,57 @@
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html>
 <head>
+  <meta charset=utf-8 />
  <title>We're sorry, but something went wrong (500)</title>
-  <style type="text/css">
-    body { background-color: #fff; color: #666; text-align: center; font-family: arial, sans-serif; }
-    div.dialog {
-      width: 25em;
-      padding: 0 4em;
-      margin: 4em auto 0 auto;
-      border: 1px solid #ccc;
-      border-right-color: #999;
-      border-bottom-color: #999;
+  <style>
+    body {
+      background-color: black;
+    }
+
+    html, body {
+     height: 90%;
+    }
+
+    .guru {
+      border: 5px solid red;
+      padding: 1em;
+      color: red;
+      text-align: center;
+      font-family: Menlo, Monaco, Consolas, "Courier New", monospace;
+      font-size: 18px;
+      line-height: 1.8em;
+      overflow: hidden;
+      margin: 1em 0;
+      animation: guru 1.2s steps(1, end) infinite;
+      -webkit-animation: guru 1.2s steps(1, end) infinite;
+    }
+
+    @keyframes guru {
+      0% {
+        border: 5px solid transparent;
+      }
+      50% {
+        border: 5px solid red;
+      }
+      100% {
+        border: 5px solid transparent;
+      }
+    }
+
+    @-webkit-keyframes guru {
+      0% {
+        border: 5px solid transparent;
+      }
+      50% {
+        border: 5px solid red;
+      }
+      100% {
+        border: 5px solid transparent;
+      }
    }
-    h1 { font-size: 100%; color: #f00; line-height: 1.5em; }
  </style>
 </head>
-
-<body>
-  <!-- This file lives in public/500.html -->
-  <div class="dialog">
-    <h1>We're sorry, but something went wrong.</h1>
-    <p>We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.</p>
-  </div>
+<body onclick="location.href='/';">
+  <p class="guru">Software Failure.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Press left mouse button to continue.<br>Guru Meditation #000003F3.DEADBEEF<p>
 </body>
 </html>